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		<title>A Christmas Carl</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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WTF! Some lady just had a baby in Carl&#8217;s barn!
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<p>WTF! Some lady just had a baby in Carl&#8217;s barn!</p>
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		<title>Carl puts a ring on it</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl's Agent</dc:creator>
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Carl likes Bob Fosse just as much as anyone.
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<p>Carl likes Bob Fosse just as much as anyone.</p>
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		<title>Carl tries out his stand-up comedy act</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:40:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl's Agent</dc:creator>
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He wrote it himself. Well, except for that one joke that Fozzie gave him.
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<p>He wrote it himself. Well, except for that one joke that Fozzie gave him.</p>
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		<title>Carl&#8217;s brown boogie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Carl has been on an all-bean diet for two days, and now he wants to dance.
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<p>Carl has been on an all-bean diet for two days, and now he wants to dance.</p>
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		<title>Carl sings a birthday song</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Carl has written a birthday song for someone named Greg, and now he&#8217;s going to sing it.
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<p>Carl has written a birthday song for someone named Greg, and now he&#8217;s going to sing it.</p>
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		<title>Outtake: Carl relaxes&#8230; on camera</title>
		<link>http://itscarl.com/carl-relaxes-on-camera</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl's Agent</dc:creator>
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Muppets need to blow off steam just like humans.
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<p>Muppets need to blow off steam just like humans.</p>
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		<title>Carl&#8217;s first words</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Carl's Agent</dc:creator>
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Turns out Carl has some behavioral problems. It figures.
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<p>Turns out Carl has some behavioral problems. It figures.</p>
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